A Very Slutty Christmas

A Very Slutty Christmas: Skimpy Costumes Aren’t Just for Halloween

Just when you thought it was safe to put away your costumes for Halloween — you know, the slutty nurse, the slutty witch, the slutty Little Bo Peep, the slutty Girl Scout, the slutty escaped mental patient, etc. — get ready for the new trend in slutty wear for all of us sexy ladies: Slutty Christmas Costumes. The sexy costume has long been a staple of the Halloween market, and women are generally expected to dress up on October 31 every year as a sexy…anything. Now, that market is expanding to include the Christmas season. Because, dammit, we women should be able to dress in slutty costumes YEAR-ROUND, right?

We all know the real reason why these Christmas costumes exist. It's to make all the endless holiday festivities more fun for the kids. Right? When little Johnny has finished opening all of his Christmas loot, and little Cindy Lou Who has a stomach ache from all that candy and roast beast, what better way for Mom to jazz up a family gathering than to break out the skimpy Yuletide garb?

Or maybe the costumes are to take the guess work out of having to decide what to wear to the plethora of Christmas parties. I don't know about you, but instead of slogging through racks of bedazzled holiday gowns at Saks, I'd much rather just throw on a slutty Santa's helper outfit so that everyone will ooh and aah over my infectious Christmas spirit. And let's not forget the annual office party. 

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